No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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