We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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