Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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