They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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