I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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