big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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