But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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