suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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