I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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