You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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