make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
