its not stalking. its research.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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