Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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