what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Did I show you my penis last night?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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