everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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