allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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