Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
false alarm. still invincible.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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