I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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