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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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