Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You almost got us killed.
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