how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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