What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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