Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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