I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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