she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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