this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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