they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sober January is a disaster.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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