Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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