This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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