the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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