Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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