Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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