Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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