As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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