i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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