That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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