sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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