One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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