rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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