I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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