wat bout pragnant strippers??
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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