Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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