My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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