Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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