i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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