This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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