You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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