They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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