and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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