i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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