either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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