In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
