thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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