but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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