Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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