college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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