So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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