But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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